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me: i got a new daily planner i'm going to really organize my life like i'm gonna get my shit together !!!!!
me: *carefully marks the birthdays of every member of one direction*

meladoodle:

nothing pisses me off more than the fact that 90% of women’s jeans have non-functioning pockets but baby clothes have proper pockets? what are babies carrying around that i’m not? baby wallets? fuck off

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marctheknight:

*hears a song* This is it. this is my theme song. if there were ever a song that would be my theme song, that would completely and entirely describe the essence of Me without leaving anything out and cutting any corners, it would be this song.
*hears another song* this is it. this is my theme song. if there were ever a song that would be my theme song, that would completely and entirely descri

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whenever I try and learn something new

me: It seems that I am not immediately excellent at this
me:
me:
me:
me:
me: it is because I am a failure
me: everything I touch dies
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ardenthellcat:

this IS MY FAVORITE SCENE IN THE ENTIRE SHOW

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me,  

Mindy Kaling on Howard Stern, 9.15.14
(58:50, 1:04:58)

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flowerlukey:

con-ceal:

IF YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THIS FUCKING VIDEO WATCH IT RIGHT NOW ITS ALL ABOUT THE BOOTY

I CANT BELIEVE I TOOK THE TIME TO WATCH THIS IM STILL LAUGHING