It deeply upsets me when people do not find Hamlet hilarious.
Lily Collins at the ‘Love, Rosie’ Red Carpet during the 9th Rome Film Festival on October 19, 2014 in Rome, Italy.
cat people: dogs are cool too
dog people: cats don’t feel love did you know a cat once MURDERED my MOTHER
me: what a lovely day! even the flowers are singing!
flowers (singing): the sins of our forefathers bind us to the dirt
Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)
Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”
nothing’s more annoying than when someone tries to tell me something about one direction and they feel the need to go “umm…the one whose name is…harry?? I think??” It’s 2014 you know who harry styles is get a damn job